I ghost-wrote this, which is totally legit but also, perhaps, borderline dishonest-ish (although even president's wives do it ) since I'm selling her MY talent and some of MY anecdotes, even though she provides a general subject matter and the tone she wants.
The story with the flower? It happened to me when I was younger.
The sock puppet drama club? me. all me. The Christmas coquito (a Puerto Rican style eggnog, buy a million times yummier) POV, yes, me, me, me.
This all reminds me of a Seinfeld episode in which Kramer sells his experiences to Peterman, who wants to use them in his autobiography. At some point, when Kramer realizes he has no stories to tell others because now they all ´´happened´´ to Peterman, Kramer decides he wants his stories back
So, in a way, I'm taking back my stories.... but don't tell her!!! She'll be so mad given that, in our own employer-employee fashion, I DID sell her my experiences.
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